people say capitalism is the best system we've got, but i think snails are a better system. if we used them as money instead of actual money it would solve a lot of problems and here's why:
they're organic so that means they're good.
the stock market is just empty numbers. snails actually exist.
dead snails would be worth less so it would teach children and the rich to look after something other than their own selfish interests for once.
it's harder to counterfeit a snail.
it would increase your chance of finding money on the street.
it would limit the amount of money you could have without being consumed by snails.
it would make watching films about bank robberies more interesting.
some snails are hermaphrodites, so you know, equality.
there are probably some downsides as well but i've decided to be less negative recently, so there aren't any.